Gamma World NPC Names D100 list.

It seems many of my imaginary readers do not posses the 120-sided die (a numbered pseudologohedron) required to make use of my previous list of Gamma World NPC names.  In light of this I have cut the list down to a more manageable number, secreting 20 of the most dangerous names away and leaving only the 100 names that I can trust in the hands of the public.

Get the Gamma World NPC Names D100 Table right HERE!

If you have any trouble getting the file let me know via semaphore, pony express, email, twitter, or even the Comments Section.  I wouldn't be surprised if it's broken; I barely know how to use this thing!

Gamma World NPCs

Hmmm.  This old blog appears unused and in disrepair.  Might be a good place for me to store this Overlong and Ever-Mutating list of Gamma World NPC Names!

1. Douchious Pentagon
2. Arrogant Waxley
3. Salvo G. Riptide
4. Horsefeathers McCleane
5. Queen Billy
6. Hairemy
7. Doracho Swain
8. Grizz Ricola
9. Paul Shoulders
10. Barugan Wattaburger
11. Rufus Municipal
12. Toad the Wet Richardson
13. Crevice Hercules
14. Phil "Lynette" Lovesong
15. Pharticle Pysicist
16. Monsanto CrazyTrain
17. Philander Grimace
18. Free-Range Chelsea
19. Unlicensed Tina
20. Epsilon "Detour-next-2" Miles
21. Clover Grieveland
22. Alpo Cerberus
23. Creme-de-Mentholyptus
24. Hippo Graceland
25. Depth-Charge Kissinger
26. Jean-Claude Van Rainbows
27. Eleanor Severance
28. Paco Supreme
29. Dainty Jon Cinderblock
30. Rascal Vats
31. Fortitude Chompski
32. Sandy Credulous
33. Frequency Club Theodore
34. Wyatt Album
35. Tron Destiny
36. Jaundice Kremlin
37. Apache Katydid
38. Norman Solvent
39. Deepak Shakur
40. Herman Funster
41. Manticore United
42. Non-Toxic Andrea
43. Barbie Kloch
44. Oedipus Regional Sports Complex
45. Heavenly Frazier
46. Coffeemate Wendy
47. Ashley Ovenmitt
48. Jeep Lancaster
49. Seth-From-Concentrate
50. Grassley Ferment
51. Yonder Swordsman
52. Grout Discount
53. Dianne Soundscape
54. Frenetic Kingsley
55. Rompin Todd
56. Chirps Finnegan
57. Greg Carnivorous
58. Circus Wakazashi
59. Clear and Present Beatrix
60. Broccoli Midnight
61. Glen Washington Hewer
62. Dog the Odor Hunter
63. The Highland Park Presser
64. Bulletin Bill the Paper Mill
65. French Fried Po-Travis
66. Grant Exemption
67. Fiona Terminal
68. Gibbous Boonedoggle
69. Hearty Cynthia Chillidog
70. Momentary Delaney
71. Fritz Heightmap
72. Tracy Reese's-For-Breakfast
73. Trusty Leatherface
74. The Quick and The Donny
75. Frail Trimothy
76. Judge Suburb
77. Bluetooth Olga
78. Grape Ludakrisp
79. Nelson Fandango
80. Zhang the Sentinel
81. Swearword Mullins
82. Vanilla Square-Enix
83. Colonel Telethon
84. Chastity Financial
85. Relevant Holmes
86. Flip Amex
87. Prudence Whitendon***
88. Drain the John Rockson
89. Highball Diamondback
90. Scimitar Wrigley
91. Chief O'Chiefly
92. Burningwood Celibate III
93. Memento Morine
94. Heavenly Pickler
95. Eunice Battletoad
96. Mangrove Filibuster
97. Lady Reach Ten
98. Lovehandle Macklemore
99. Apple-Cinnamon Frydaddy
100. Shapely Musgrove*
101. John Carter Lemonhead*
102. Conundrum Menace
103. Mister E. Broot
104. Quantum Hogan
105. Frauline Danny Mezzerschmitt
106. Halcyon Spectrode
107. UltraHank
108. Asimov Bullroarer
109. Krÿlön Bïrkënstök
110. Frenemy Cox
111. Gattacca Daisy
112. Bonk the Poolman
113. George "Terror" Lindsey
114. Partly Claudia
115. Grape McMuffin
116. Porterhouse Dreamliner
117. Liz Fedex
118. Bedknob Motorway** 
119. Downtown "Don" Aboretum** 
120. Talking Reginald Telescope

*: Names of NPCs I made up during my Gamma World game and then added to the list.
**: Thanks, @AllenShull!
***: A Twitter Spambot that favorited one of these name tweets.

Wow! that's a lot of silly names! I better not add any more, or the list will become inconvenient to roll on a single 120-sided die (Note to self: Add more names for further inconvenience).

Remember, these names were neither randomly nor procedurally generated. They were each lovingly handcrafted by the mentally ill (just like those brown wooden clipboards at the drugstore).  What's that you say, imaginary reader? You would like me to write a procedural generator that can ceaselessly crap out names of this caliber all the live-long day?  Be careful what you wish for, imaginary reader, you just might get it...

Also, these are presented in the order they were originally conceived (or at least tweeted).  Naturally there are some names near the front of the list that don't perfectly fit, and some names at the back of the list that conform a little too well.  I imagine that (as with most things in life) the most interesting bits are in the middle.

Update: Download a printable sheet of the initial 120 names HERE!

-Special Thanks to M. Murray for giving me an excuse to compile this!